Yo, yo, yo, let’s talk about the legal game,
From clearance contract jobs, to how lawyers earn their fame.
Keepin’ track of sales for small business, that’s the key,
If you wanna keep your pockets filled, listen to me!
Is saying the pledge of allegiance a law, do you really care?
Now let’s go court watchin’ for some interesting business law cases, if you dare.
Distance learning law degree in Ireland, gotta be smart,
But if you don’t know the ordinary course of business, then you might fall apart.
Got a data use agreement, need legal guidelines to shake that hand,
And legal timelines to track that legal land.
Before you tie the knot, talk prenuptial agreement, don’t be a fool,
‘Cause when you’re in court, what does a lawyer say?
So there you have it, legal life in a rap,
From jobs to court, ain’t no need to take a nap!